Problems

My problems;
No bigger than the next man's
But they still my problems
Problems are problems
So if you expect to hear about my day
Expect to hear about my problems
Because all day I go around telling people, "no problem."
When they ask me to solve their problem
Now that's what I call a problem
So if you have a problem with
My problems
And the solution is far
So the issues still remain problems
Then don't consider it a problem
When I tell you those problems
Or else we'll have a new problem
And that problem is us
Problem?