An idea. . . (rant)

This latest ESPN article has given me an idea:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3228748

I'm willing to make a donation of my hard earned, taxable money to any foundation willing to set up Club ATHLETE.

What’s Club ATHLETE, you say? It'll be a club. It will have a terrific DJ, strippers, 25 bars, each of which can be for sale individually, pick-up and drop-off service from homes and hotels. Club ATHLETE will hire some of the writer's currently on strike and their sole purpose will be to create alibis.

And here's the catch: The only people who will be allowed to attend this club are Professional Football and Basketball players!

Why? Because it has been proven over and over again, that rich black people with money cannot party with poor black people with no money and guns. So if these black millionaires are so bored that they’re incapable of staying out of troublesome nightclubs, then we'll create one JUST for them and perhaps – just perhaps, these ignorant fucks who happen to represent the top 2 - 3% of income makers in the world can stop giving black people a bad name.

Can you tell that I've had it? ESPN, can you please stop reporting on this garbage? It’s not sports. And if the athletes don’t have enough common sense to keep themselves out of the eye of danger, then they don’t care about sports – so let’s do them and me a favor.