Venting: Absurd. . .

Today, I saw absurdity that usurps all things absurd before it. As I was walking to the pantry in my office, a director blocked my way. He was pacing back and forth and not paying attention to what was in front of him or behind him. Said manager was staring into a blackberry reading his email. What’s so absurd about that you ask?

That idiot was pacing back and forth in front of his desk where his work laptop is located!!

Sit down and get the hell on, playa!! Nobody cares that you have a blackberry, dude!